Hire a Lobster

Hire a Lobster © is Available Now!

This service is available to ANYONE who needs a Lobster in their lives...

Perhaps you are planning an elaborate prank?
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Trying to spruce up a first date?
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Looking to quit your job and make a joke where you call people ‘Shellfish!’?
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Past clients have this to say about ‘Hire a Lobster’
“Weddings just won’t be the same without a lobster...”
“It was so talented! I’ve never seen a lobster hula hoop and play guitar while gurgling the star spangled banner!”
“It really put the FUN in our Grandfather’s Funeral!”

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***This is a serious service. Rates vary depending on project proposal. Send an email with your idea/proposal to:

Benjamin@BenjaminDomaskRuh.com